[ It appears that Wonderland isn’t quite finished with He Ming just yet! After all, he’s received some mail! It’s a plain white envelope, rather wet and slightly bulky, with the words— ]
Congratulations from the Thieves’ Guild! Proceed with CAUTION!!
[ —written across the back of it. The handwriting here might even strike certain lost souls as being quite familiar.
Upon opening the envelope, there is a simple and rather terse message in Jekyll’s handwriting: ]
Give it back.
[ Goodness, he sounds mad! But why wouldn’t he, given that you’d stolen something quite precious from him? Although of course, it isn’t necessarily Jekyll that’s written the message at all…
But wait! There’s more! Also enclosed within the envelope is a small black, thin, and slimy bit of tentacle—though it’s probably more noodle than tentacle. Regardless, it is very sensitive to touch and anyone who so much as brushes it with a finger will cause it to wriggle and shriek, before leaping into the air to climb into the nearest available orifice. It won’t hurt, though the victim will get a very distinct sense that they’re being watched by something—something utterly, mind-numbingly dreadful—and that their very thoughts are no longer safe from this mysterious being.
But also it drives the victim into a state of near-mindless lust, which can only be sated by having sex with as many people as possible. Stuff or close off enough of your bodily orifices with breast, cock, toy, masks, and sundry and the creature will eventually crawl out of whatever hole has somehow been left uncovered and lie inert until the next person touches it.
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Congratulations from the Thieves’ Guild! Proceed with CAUTION!!
[ —written across the back of it. The handwriting here might even strike certain lost souls as being quite familiar.
Upon opening the envelope, there is a simple and rather terse message in Jekyll’s handwriting: ]
Give it back.
[ Goodness, he sounds mad! But why wouldn’t he, given that you’d stolen something quite precious from him? Although of course, it isn’t necessarily Jekyll that’s written the message at all…
But wait! There’s more! Also enclosed within the envelope is a small black, thin, and slimy bit of tentacle—though it’s probably more noodle than tentacle. Regardless, it is very sensitive to touch and anyone who so much as brushes it with a finger will cause it to wriggle and shriek, before leaping into the air to climb into the nearest available orifice. It won’t hurt, though the victim will get a very distinct sense that they’re being watched by something—something utterly, mind-numbingly dreadful—and that their very thoughts are no longer safe from this mysterious being.
But also it drives the victim into a state of near-mindless lust, which can only be sated by having sex with as many people as possible. Stuff or close off enough of your bodily orifices with breast, cock, toy, masks, and sundry and the creature will eventually crawl out of whatever hole has somehow been left uncovered and lie inert until the next person touches it.
Have fun! ]